Chocolate  Commentary

Chocolate
Commentary

Top 7 reasons not to eat dark chocolate:

1. The risk of a possible cacao overdose.

2. You don’t give any credibility to that study that says eating dark chocolate daily reduces heart disease by 1/3.

3. You’re really afraid of what better health might feel like.

4. You’re convinced high blood pressure is a good thing.

5. You’re sure narrow arteries improve your focus and you don’t want better blood flow to dilute it.

6. Spiking insulin is a ride you like.

7. You already have an excess of theta brain waves and are totally, totally relaxed.